Test Batch 734

INTERNAL MEMO: PROJECT CHIMERA - LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE SUBJECT: Containment Failure & Unauthorized Distribution of Test Batch 734

Initial analysis of Specimen 734 indicated a stable, mango-flavored bio-gummy chassis. Its deceptively sweet scent profile and vibrant, almost glowing, orange hue were designed for docile observation. However, during Stage 3 trials, the internal payload—a proprietary capsaicin-infused nectar—triggered an unforeseen exothermic reaction upon mastication. The core has since been re-classified as "Deliciously Volatile," exhibiting a spicy energy signature that builds with a startling and frankly alarming rapidity.

Regrettably, a containment breach occurred late Friday night (we're looking at you, Gary from accounting), resulting in the entire batch escaping the lab. The specimens were inadvertently submerged in a vat of viscous, tangy containment fluid and subsequently rolled through a crystalline decontamination agent. We advise all civilians to approach with caution, as these specimens are now loose in public circulation disguised as candy. We have identified five distinct mutations in the wild.

The Original – The Breach Protocol This is the result of the initial accident. These specimens were fully submerged in our House-Made Chamoy-Tamarind Solution. It is a complex chemical bond of savory, tangy tamarind and spicy chamoy that clings to the mango chassis. The flavor profile is erratic, shifting rapidly from sweet to savory to sour. Proceed with extreme delight.

The Chamoy – The Viscous Incident Analysis suggests these specimens were exposed to a pure concentration of the containment fluid. We stripped out the tamarind variable to focus entirely on the classic Chamoy elements. It is a sticky, high-viscosity coating of apricot, lime, and chili that completely encapsulates the mango gummy. It is the purest form of the contamination.

The Habanero – The Thermal Event Do not touch without protective gear. These specimens have developed a highly unstable Habanero mutation. While they look identical to the standard batch, they possess a thermal output comparable to licking the sun. The heat signature is off the charts. This variant is strictly for subjects with a high tolerance for pain and pleasure.

The Secret Flavor – Redacted Data corrupted. This file has been wiped from the mainframe. We do not know what chemical agents were introduced to this batch. It could be a new fruit compound, a foreign spice, or something entirely unclassified. All we know is that the subjects who consume it report high levels of satisfaction. Ingest at your own risk.

Just The Gummies – The Control Group These are the only specimens that survived the breach untouched. They are the raw, unaltered mango bio-gummies. No sauce, no powder, no chaos. Just the sweet, chewy, mango flavor as nature (and our scientists) intended. Perfect for those who want to observe the specimen without the volatility of the spice.

Handle at your own risk. You have been warned. Enjoy.