Asteroid Bursts

ATTENTION EARTHLINGS: IMMEDIATE FLAVOR ALERT

Forget what you've seen in the movies. The cosmic event of the century didn't arrive with a bang, but with a burst. We've intercepted a delicious meteor shower, and we're calling them Asteroid Bursts. These are not your typical space rocks. Each asteroid is a chewy, mysterious orb coated in a shimmering sauce that tastes like it was scooped from a sweet and sticky nebula. After their long journey through the flavor-verse, they've collected a unique cosmic dust—a sour, lime-infused powder crackling with the authentic spices of a distant Latin-American galaxy.

This is humanity's first contact with a candy this intense. The initial impact is a jolt of sour, salty, and spicy flavor that awakens your senses. Then, you breach the chewy mantle and hit the core: an explosive gush of sweet, fruity magma that floods your palate. The Asteroid Bursts have landed, but the supply is limited. Claim your piece of cosmic history and give your taste buds the extraterrestrial adventure they deserve.

The Original – The Celestial Balance This is the specimen that started the invasion. We coated the asteroid in a perfect atmospheric mix of tangy Tamarind and our signature house-made chamoy. It captures the harmony of the universe, with sweet, savory, and sour all orbiting together in perfect alignment. This is the flavor profile that proves we are not alone in the universe.

The Chamoy – The Red Planet Prepare for a landing on pure flavor. We strip away the tamarind interference to focus entirely on the classic Chamoy galaxy. It is a sticky, saucy collision of apricot, lime, and chili that hits with the force of a meteor impact. If you want the definitive, classic taste of the cosmos, set your coordinates here.

The Habanero – The Solar Flare Warning: Heat shields required. We took the standard asteroid and exposed it to extreme Habanero radiation. The sweetness draws you in, but the finish burns with the intensity of a sun. The spice levels are critical, and the flavor is volatile. This is strictly for those who want their tastebuds to experience atmospheric reentry.

The Secret Flavor – Dark Matter Origin unknown. Sensors cannot identify the composition of this variant. It comes from the deepest, darkest corners of the Two Dulce galaxy. It might be a new fruit, a new spice, or something entirely alien. We cannot tell you what it is, only that it is delicious. Proceed with curiosity.

Don't wait for them to end up in a government hangar in the desert. Try them before they're gone.